June 4th, 2012 at 6:38AM

I’ve noticed…

every time i get on my own tumblr i see that there are 2 people viewing it. 1 of which is me, the second….?

BUT

I definitely think somebody is creeping my shit because I rarely have any type of traffic. So instead of it being multiple people causing that second hit, it’s one person. Somebody who visits waaaaaaaayyyyyy too often to just like the shit i post. Someone who keeps fuckin stalker tabs or some shit lol. I might get an ip tracker so i can wind it down some more. Anyways, i’ve been up all night. Time for sleep.

June 3rd, 2012 at 7:30PM

pleasantlyoverthinking:

That 02’ summer wave.. bacc when AJ & Free was on live at 5 & 106 & Park was actually located at 106 & park. A nigga like me was only 11. haha. 

Amerie - “Why Don’t We Fall In Love”

I’ve had a crush on Amerie ever since i say this video way back when. That’s when I though I was too hard to like R&B music, so i sang this in the privacy of my grandmama house.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:23PM

kingjaffejoffer:

toadmushroomhead:

Smell yo dick (Orchestra Version)

Dude… I just watched this and DIED laughing……… THE KIDS!

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:15PM
kingjaffejoffer: nonamenoslogan: puta-bacan: kohenari: So … who’s thirsty? Oh hey, Bloomberg’s proposed ban of super-sized soda isn’t really all that random. The research completely backs it: Soda serving sizes have had the largest increase of restaurant portions. just because there’s more of it doesn’t mean you can ban it though. People will just buy a second drink. NYC is full of places to eat and drink 24 hours a day. Now we have mobile Waffle trucks. It’s a nice idea from Bloomberg but it wont work. If the government was serious about making American citizens healthier they would better educate their citizens about what they’re putting into their bodies. That would include making nutrition a priority in school. If you go to the average middle or high school in America they have fucking soda machines on campus. Let’s not get started on what they serve the kids to eat.  It would also mean they’d have to stop subsidizing corn and giving companies incentive to pump high fructose corn syrup into everything we eat and drink.  It’s cheaper to eat unhealthy food than it is to buy food that’s good for you. Why can you get a can of soda for 75 cents but a bottle of Odwalla costs $4 fucking dollars? That’s the real problem.  People aren’t going to magically get skinny because they can’t buy 32oz sodas anymore or because Snickers breaks the King Size bars into two pieces. It’s the height of absurdity.  ^ Chuuuch Big ass bag of cheesy ass, greasy ass flaming hot cheetos = $1.29 or lessBag of apple chips half the size of a bag of cheetos = $8 I’d rather be fat just like my wallet by eating unhealthy as shit

kingjaffejoffer:

nonamenoslogan:

puta-bacan:

kohenari:

So … who’s thirsty?

Oh hey, Bloomberg’s proposed ban of super-sized soda isn’t really all that random. The research completely backs it: Soda serving sizes have had the largest increase of restaurant portions.

just because there’s more of it doesn’t mean you can ban it though.

People will just buy a second drink. NYC is full of places to eat and drink 24 hours a day. Now we have mobile Waffle trucks. It’s a nice idea from Bloomberg but it wont work.

If the government was serious about making American citizens healthier they would better educate their citizens about what they’re putting into their bodies. That would include making nutrition a priority in school. If you go to the average middle or high school in America they have fucking soda machines on campus. Let’s not get started on what they serve the kids to eat. 

It would also mean they’d have to stop subsidizing corn and giving companies incentive to pump high fructose corn syrup into everything we eat and drink. 

It’s cheaper to eat unhealthy food than it is to buy food that’s good for you. Why can you get a can of soda for 75 cents but a bottle of Odwalla costs $4 fucking dollars? That’s the real problem. 

People aren’t going to magically get skinny because they can’t buy 32oz sodas anymore or because Snickers breaks the King Size bars into two pieces. It’s the height of absurdity. 

^ Chuuuch

Big ass bag of cheesy ass, greasy ass flaming hot cheetos = $1.29 or less
Bag of apple chips half the size of a bag of cheetos = $8

I’d rather be fat just like my wallet by eating unhealthy as shit

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June 3rd, 2012 at 12:26AM

kingjaffejoffer:

greenwave:

greenwave:

My mf nigga D’Lo lol

This nigga is still funny to me

I’ve been looking for a gif of D-Lo forever

I used to walk around the house doing this all the time as a child. All my friends have been frog splashed at some point lol

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June 2nd, 2012 at 12:19PM

Stephen on American Dad cracks me the fuck up

that nigga be going off sometimes. Him singing the national anthem sounded like some MJ shit. and of course the shit he did in the “Hot Tub of Love” episode

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June 2nd, 2012 at 12:15PM

gottacatchemall:

[御三家１５匹＋α]

at first i was like “what the fuck is that?”

Dat shit is dope

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June 2nd, 2012 at 12:13PM
burr

burr

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June 1st, 2012 at 1:52AM
That’s so fucked up. I’d probably laugh my ass off though, cuz a nigga woulda done shitted himself. But then that little chuckle would turn into an evil howl as i beat the prankster within an inch of his life.

That’s so fucked up. I’d probably laugh my ass off though, cuz a nigga woulda done shitted himself. But then that little chuckle would turn into an evil howl as i beat the prankster within an inch of his life.

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June 1st, 2012 at 12:52AM

haikelaaaa:

kdawwg:

her voice is so raspy and beautiful i love it

Wow..

This is the act at your little cousin’s elementary school talent show that you don’t want to admit you like. Till them niggaz don’t win then you like, “Man,they killed it though”

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May 31st, 2012 at 6:24PM
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New shit I wrote and recorded yesterday. Peep It. Download it if you want.

TitleDeja Vu
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May 31st, 2012 at 5:49PM

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May 31st, 2012 at 12:58AM

I see you liking my posts girl.

fucktheobeymonster:

hervacationh0me:

I stay schemin’ on that ass.

Keep thinking it’s a game, girl.

hahahahaha im weak!!!!!!!

truth

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May 31st, 2012 at 12:06AM
fucktheobeymonster: chappchapp: tampa-2: ok Wtf weak ow, my childhood

fucktheobeymonster:

chappchapp:

tampa-2:

ok

Wtf

weak

ow, my childhood

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May 29th, 2012 at 10:51PM
kingjaffejoffer: nathoisking: dadasideburns: dmojones: Do you know how much power it takes to throw a big ass tv like that to have it break on impact ?? Poor Child. they threw a tv at her face a brick ass tv a tv i don’t think yaw understand this a goddamn tv its not a tv its a plastic container with clothes in it I dont know what planet this would resemble a TV on. Nevermind that though, Look at the Asian dude in the corner completely unfazed.  “Bitches get hit in the face by large projectiles everyday B”

kingjaffejoffer:

nathoisking:

dadasideburns:

dmojones:

Do you know how much power it takes to throw a big ass tv like that to have it break on impact ?? Poor Child.

they threw a tv at her face

a brick ass tv

a tv

i don’t think yaw understand this

a goddamn tv

its not a tv

its a plastic container with clothes in it

I dont know what planet this would resemble a TV on. Nevermind that though, Look at the Asian dude in the corner completely unfazed. 

“Bitches get hit in the face by large projectiles everyday B”

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